Admittedly, I’m not a fan of clichés so it will come as a bit of a surprise that I’m blaming you for the supposed ‘spring’ we’re having. Are you taking the piss or do you wish to create a nation of drowned rats? Therefore, in protest, I have decided to boycott summer since I believe it will amount to nothing but heavy showers, gale force winds and the re-releasing of Rihanna’s ‘Umbrella’ – so off into hibernation I go!
Yours truly (pissed off),
I’d like to thank you personally for not beating about the bush.
But answer me this. Why is that, in an age of such awe-inspiring technological advancement, people are happy to retreat into shades of grey? It should either be black or white – ambivalence and ambiguity don’t find answers, only more questions… and, while Politicians and World leaders alike dilly dally, carving out Neanderthal toys with rudimentary tools made of flint and wood, the important issues are often over-looked.
It’s the 21st Century, not the 18th. If we claim to strive for racial equality, if we can recognise that there should be parity between men and women, then why can’t we eradicate homophobia?
Let’s hope that, for civilisation’s sake, your words of honesty and assurance can start to make the world a better place.
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Everything you did was not for me.
Please don’t lie,
I’d like to firstly write a special thanks to whoever it was that made my post ‘The Sin of Socks & Sandals‘ magically appear on Freshly Pressed. I realise that it is a blogger’s dream come true to feature there since it has helped my traffic one heck of a heap I’ll tell you (pardon my French) and it certainly came as quite a shock! Now, although this person/magic wizard still remains anonymous (I suspect it could be Illumniati… but it’s best not to speculate), what I can be sure of is the identities of all you wonderful people who:
- viewed my post
- liked my post
- shared my post
- commented on post
- clicked ‘notify me for follow up comments via email’ (you guys especially seeing as though I probably clogged up your account with a lot of ‘thanks!’)
So, I guess all that’s left for me to say is a great big… wait for it… wait now, it’s coming… calm down, I’ll get there in a minute… THANK YOU! and I look forward to hearing from you again soon (even Keith!)
Just writing to see how the search for your chin was going?
Keep up the good work and look forward to 3 more years of shite,
Dear Sir Alex Ferguson,
We have just got the DNA results back – Howard Webb is your son.
Thought as much,
Posted in Entertainment, Miscellaneous, Sports, Thoughts, Unsent Letters
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Dear Music Industry,
Please can you let the unappreciated be appreciated since your current shit is beginning to make Timmy Mallet look good.